mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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