I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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