I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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