physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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