I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
My feet surprised me
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