Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
