just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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