Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
