i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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