I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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