Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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