I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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