About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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