It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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