i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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