she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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