My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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