I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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