Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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