Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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