Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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