Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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