some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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