4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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