trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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