Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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