what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
whose parrot is this?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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