I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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