I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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