Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
