You really coming over, don't trick.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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