we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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