if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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