Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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