No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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