Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
