No subtext here. People are naked.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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