So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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