He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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