oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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