White coat. Heels.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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