I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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