am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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