It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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