: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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