No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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