i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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