your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Your dad touched me again.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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