Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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