why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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