Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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