Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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