quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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