Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
that's an acceptable place to lick
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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