I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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